I found this guy accidentally at Wal*Mart’s weird aisle that has trading cards, and other misc. ‘As seen on TV’ things… I just turned around, and saw him. I was terrified that he was going to cost $30 but I just needed him.
When I asked a clerk to price him, he just did not show up. At all. After the clerk talked to her supervisor, they gave me him for $10! WOOT! It turns out he’s like $15-$20… so yeah.
I think Discord is my spirit animal.