We need to talk about Howard (The Duck)

Howard the duckHoward The Duck made a cameo at the end of Guardians of The Galaxy, and was voiced by Seth Green. People keep wondering if he is going to appear anywhere else, and Seth keeps saying that it was just kind of a joke but you never know. It would be amazing if he did, but is America, no… The WORLD ready for another Howard The Duck movie? No. Howard The Duck, a Netflix Original series, however, YES!

What would that be though? The last time we saw Howard, he was freed from The Collector’s umm… collection. So, what does he do now?

Like Captain America, Howard is displaced, not from time but from his own home dimension. What’s a duck gotta do to make ends meat in the Marvel 199999 Universe? Uber.

howardEventually landing on Earth, Howard ends up driving people around New York City as he tries to keep an apartment, make friends, and possibly even find love.

A lot of C and B list characters would make appearances, and possibly even some of the heavy hitters make cameos from time to time. Ant-Man’s screwball acquaintances who helped Scott Lang save the day? Pepper Potts and Happy Hogan? Flash Thompson from Spider-Man’s latest movie? All of those characters make an appearance! And so do a few S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, who aren’t sure if the foul mouthed alien duck should be held for questioning, deported, or just ignored.,

Jennifer WaltersHoward is given an ankle bracelet and told not to leave the city, as his court appointed lawyer readies his defense for asylum in The United States. Who is his lawyer(s) Why Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson Jennifer Walters, naturally.

Ms. Walters, played of course by Aubrey Plaza, is better known as The She Hulk. By the time this series happens, Aubrey Plaza should have made at least one cameo as a human on Daredevil, and her transformation scene should be an after credits in a Marvel movie or in a scene on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Something along the lines of her cousin Bruce Banner giving her an emergency blood transfusion, thus by the time Aubrey appears on Howard The Duck, it wont be so shocking. This allows the She-Hulk character to test the waters for her character for a possible movie or TV show of her own, as well as a possible cameo in Jessica Jones.

howard and beverlyHoward would most likely be a Muppet played by Seth Green. Jennifer Walters would most likely NOT be the love interest at all, as that would of course be his eventual girlfriend Beverly Switzler, who he meets early on in the series, most likely as he wonders aimlessly around New York City.

So, that’s what should be done with Howard The Duck, or so I think at least. Opinions? Rants?


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