Not so happy Throwback Thursday

Wb2tfcartoonhat is peace and when was the last time The United States was at peace? I had this philosophical question pop into my mind while at work today. When was the last time we as a country were at peace and how long were we there?

The Gulf War ended in February of 1991 and then we helped during the Iraqi Kurdish Civil War in 96. So for like, 5 years or so, The U.S. was not actively in war or supporting someone in war. That’s kind of depressing.

I’ve been alive for 32 years, and counting the cold war which ended in 89, there have only been 5 years of peace for my country.

Zelda: Breath of The Waifu

payaMeet Paya, your new waifu from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. She is the granddaughter of Impa, shy around a shirtless Link, and was named after a birthmark that she has that looks like a papaya. While she’s too shy to show you where the birth mark is, she does say that she might show you later though.

Nintendo has very much tried to push Paya into all of the gamer’s hearts, and I honestly hope that it works. She visually is one of the more interesting villagers in Breath of the wild.

So, where does she fall in the over all ranking of Zelda waifu’s? She has to be below Twilight Princesses Midna, but is she at least above Ocarina of Time’s Malon? I suppose only time will tell. Below are some videos I found on youtube featuring Paya.

Why is she your waifu, and not Zelda?

Zelda’s darts

wc4flalaqi18f8j6caggI would like to talk more about Playboy Playmate and cosplayer Holly Wolf… because of course I would. In doing follow up research about it, I had found that she had actually commented in the original Kotaku article, and here it is in context.


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After asking anonymous cosplayers on 4chan yesterday, I think I might have been too hasty. While I did get the one reaction that she knew what she was doing as an adult woman, most people explained it like this.

Those are not her nipples at all. Those are darts that may not have been done very well. Darts are supposed to be clipped and ironed, and Holly Wolf most likely did not do that. The best answer, in full, from an anon is as follows:

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57701a3343083f26a9f4532d6af74fd1Okay… so now let’s go ahead and look up more information about darts. Okay. Bust darts. That checks out, and there really isn’t anything to add, other than the fact that it’s past 3 a.m. and I have to be at work in 6 hours. So yeah. How about I leave everyone with a picture of Princess Zelda and call it a night?

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Oh, and please do not think that I’m trying to talk major trash of this cosplayer or her outfit. It’s interesting what skipping a step can do is all. Also, she’s probably rich and very attractive and could destroy me… just like the real Princess Zelda.
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Don’t call HIM a mermaid.

I just recently found this image from rinkunokoisurumermaid_suit_get_by_rinkunokoisuru-d5qgjm0 called Mermaid suit get. It’s pretty good, and has partially inspired me to make this week Zelda week… you know, when I am not playing too much Breath of The Wild.

Anyways, this outfit was covered here before: https://netsenshi.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/there-is-a-difference-between-searching-for-mermaid-link-and-mermaid-kink/

Sadly, Link does not don a tail, as far as I know, in Breath of The Wild. Maybe Nintendo will make an amiibo of this Link and let us use him in the water so we use our endurance meter less? Yes? No?

Kotaku posts a Porn Star Zelda?

kpt7atvdo3piixta1vjr-croppedMeet Cosplayer Holly Wolf. Her cosplay from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild was shown recently on Kotaku. Now, this image to the left is cropped in order to demonstrate what a lot of the website’s users noted.

Her outfit seems to showcase her nipples very clearly. Now, users point out that the link to her facebook has videos/photos of her topless, thus every photo of her Zelda cosplay having her breasts/nipples visable underneath her outfit was probably no accident.

Awesome. Thanks for the NSFW warning, Kotaku. BTW: the image to the left might be NSFW? Whatever.

After clicking her Facebook, I quickly found her website/shop. On it, she has the following paragraph in her description:

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15578737_1329780840397367_5901061068556854879_nHow did Kotaku not post that she was a Playboy Playmate in their description of who she is? Did the author of the post, Luke Plunkett, not realize it? Maybe? Accidents do happen, but I dunno.

Now, I’m not going to argue that Holly is a ‘fake gamer girl,’ but I will say that she like a lot of women are using it, cosplay, and their beauty in a very umm… lucrative way? It’s almost not fair to compair a Playmate with other cosplayers as she is literally a professional model, and her looks are good enough that she’s featured on the cover of magazines even when she is in… well, less than cosplay.

Anyways, I thought it was interesting. Below are some of her  photos from her facebook showing off some of her costumes. Oh… and don’t worry, she’s dressed in the photos below.

Bans and Deportation in Trump’s America.

So I fall somewhere on the ethnicity spectrum of being Hispanic enough for poor white college students to blame me for why they can’t afford college, and white enough that black bus drivers have to warn me to take a cab back to a hotel instead of walking a couple of miles. My name is very Irish. Maybe too Irish to be real.

In Trump’s America, could I be questioned, detained, etc? Deported because the reduced requirements to hire people of good judgement do not believe that a man with a tan has the same initials that protect your skin from the sun during summer?

More importantly, if I am having these thoughts, what are the thoughts of people who are in ‘worse shape’ than I? I love my country but I hate every single day of living in Trump’s America.

Coney Island Brewing Co – Mermaid Pilsner

Happy MerMonday everyone! Last week I took a journey to the far north east of our beautiful country, well, my beautiful country at least, in order to press my lips up against a mermaid’s mouth. That is, I tried out Coney Island Brewing Co’s Mermaid Pilsner with an online friend who is a fan of this blog.

Sorry for forgetting to introduce ourselves. Jackie let me know that I had forgotten about that after I stopped the camera. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoyed the video, and if you want more drink or even food related Mer-Mondays, let me know.