The Legend of Midna: Twilight Princess

link and midnaMove over Link between World’s Hilda, Midna is still alternate reality waifu. That’s right, I decided to make this a waifu Sunday to celebrate the end of daylight savings.

We first fell in love with this impish character in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and the below youtube videos of course spoil that game, so be warned.

QueenMidna – Midna’s True Form

MasterEnex – Midna’s Lament

HMK – Zelda Theory: Return of Midna


Midna was in Hyrule Warriors, but I hope she can come back in another game that Nintendo actually makes. Maybe she will be in Smash Bros. for switch? No? Okay.


Zelda: Breath of The Waifu

payaMeet Paya, your new waifu from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. She is the granddaughter of Impa, shy around a shirtless Link, and was named after a birthmark that she has that looks like a papaya. While she’s too shy to show you where the birth mark is, she does say that she might show you later though.

Nintendo has very much tried to push Paya into all of the gamer’s hearts, and I honestly hope that it works. She visually is one of the more interesting villagers in Breath of the wild.

So, where does she fall in the over all ranking of Zelda waifu’s? She has to be below Twilight Princesses Midna, but is she at least above Ocarina of Time’s Malon? I suppose only time will tell. Below are some videos I found on youtube featuring Paya.

Why is she your waifu, and not Zelda?

Let’s Play: Vanguard Princess

Happy Waifu Wednesday! To celebrate the fact that this month is Valentine’s day, I’m playing some games with female protagonists, especially some fighting games. This one is Vanguard Princess, and you can watch me talk about it for 20 minutes or so. Heads up, my audio is a little loud

I intend to do this a lot this month, so please look forward to that. Maybe I should reserve the Wednesday slot to all girl fighters? I dunno. Anyways, later!

Waifu so Strong!

02-18_-_susan_strong-mp4This Waifu Wednesday is all about Susan Strong from Adventure Time. A large part of Susan’s allure is that her true nature is shrouded in mystery. Is she human? If so, is she into Fin? How is she so freakishly strong?

We later learn *spoilers* about Susan’s true *spoilers* in the last two episodes of season 7 of  Adventure Time. Susan turns out to have a *spoilers* on her *spoilers*! Amazing right?

s3e14_susan_finn_you_stayI really like Susan, and I hope we so much more of her. She is strong but gentle at the same time. Simple, but not, ya know? You want to protect her, but it’s totally cool if she protects you instead… in other words, the perfect waifu for this Waifu Wednesday!

New Year, New Waifu.

New Year, New Waifu.

The below defintion comes from Urban Dictionary:

So, who is your Waifu this year? More importantly, to me at least, who is my Waifu? Where do I start? Should I go for Cortana, or did Halo 5 break me enough to divorce her and replace her with a nicer one who wont *Spoilers* The Master Chief for *Spoilers* and *Spoilers*?

anita-sarkeesian-screenshot-0Well, I’m going to go with me favorite YouTube celebrity ever, Sarkee-chan! Many would claim that Anita Sarkeesian is a fictional character in a fictional world, and while I don’t know how I feel about it… just look at her!

She is such a womyn with her pink flannel, make up, and hoop earrings! All of these stereotypical gender identifying symbols designates her as grade A waifu material! With her ability to use her fat non-taxed-non-profit money, I’m sure me and Sarkee-chan can find some island in the middle of the ocean where we can be happy… without… internet… trolls… wait. No internet? Okay. That is a deal breaker. Sorry Sarkee!

spider-girlSo if not this woman, than whom shall I obsess over this year? Spider-Girl, like Sailor Moon, has not aged a day since I was 13… so things are getting pretty creepy between May Day and I. Hmm… Think man, Think.

Spider-Gwen? Not sure age and I reffuse to share her with all of the other neck beards. Fluttershy? No. Too predictable! Think man… THINK!

squirrelgirlSquirrel Girl! She might be a cop out, and I have no idea how old she is. She’s been on The Great Lakes Avengers/Great Lakes X-Men, and she has babby sat Luke Cage and Jessica Jones’ child while going to New York University.

She might end up being annoying like say, Arana or Mattie Franklin Spider-Woman when they were all obsessed with Spider-Man. Another turn off would be… maybe the prehensile squirrel tail? Possibly?

Anyways, that is this… umm… weeks waifu? Here’s looking forward to more Waifu-Wednesdays everyone!