Happy Lisping Jedi Day!

Here, have some meme’s!

Obi-Wan has the high ground but it’s dubbed by Japanese Google Translate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep98a0mDiIc

Star Wars Palpatine Shooting Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWomD6TazQ

Luke Is All By Himself (Star Wars – The Force Awakens – Alternate Ending Parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD51cdLbZJc

Jedi Kitten – The Force Awakens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwT7BHztBIU

Star Wars Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

George Michael Star Wars

Tobias Funke as Darth Vader voiceover (arrested development vs star wars)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwCFgNlnQyc

“STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8Z0UOXVaY

Vader & Earl Voice Over Fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvzZ-HBdKm8

You Wouldn’t Make a Star Wars Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdymh1_Ev0

May The Fourth Be With You!

Amazing Spider-Man 3 was going to replace Peter Parker?

960No no, Amy Pascal was not going to remove Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker, do not worry. Apparently the former head of Sony’s movie division had more feminist plans in mind than that. One that has a sad ending for Peter Parker, but one that makes way for a new hero for the franchise to follow.

mayhemThe third movie was to take place after both The Sinister Six movie as well as Venom’s movie. During those two movies, the concept of the multiverse would have been brought up, and new characters would have popped up in hopes to making new super heroes.

According to the previous Sony hack, Pascal had plans to have Spider-Man transform into Man-Spider by Venom’s solo movie. Mary Jane Watson was going to show up in Venom, and was going to be pivotal in Amazing Spider-Man 3. In ASM3, MJ was to have been bitten by Man-Spider, only to be saved by Kraven The Hunter.

manspider-sixarmsuniversePascal wanted a Spider-Woman, and due to Marvel still owning the character Jessica Drew, they had to create one. Due to MJ’s popularity, she was going to become Spider-Woman in the third act in order to stop Peter’s man-spidery rampage, only to have to euthanize Peter by the very end.

d43f464bd647c25eafef97d3f394c71dWhile this would have been a sad ending for the trilogy, people at Marvel urged her to do an after credits sequence that mirrored their 2006 storyline, The Other, where a resurrected Peter bursts out of his cocooned dead body confused but alive. Pascal in e-mails said no, and that it was time to step out of the super hero patriarchy, and that MJ was the future of the series.
Sadly, Pascal is no longer at Sony and Marvel sort of is in charge now of The Spider-Man movies. It would have been interesting to watch how this would have all played out.

Trump Trumps the Avengers

avengers-thanos-gauntletThis just in! Apparently the upcoming Avengers movies in The Marvel Cinematic Universe has been put on hold for the next 4 years!

Why was this decision made? Easy. Joss Whedon is unable to pry the Infinity Gauntlet out of the hand… err, hands of President Donald Trump. All of a sudden, Whedon’s Super PAC attempt to prevent Trump’s rise to power makes a lot more sense.

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Dragonzord in Beauty Mode!

In Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger, also refereed to as Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, there was 5 male characters and only one female character, and she wore pink and a skirt. Now, the American version made the yellow ranger less of a Boi and more of a Trini, but the ratio was still far from even, 4:2.

In a recent video from BuzzFeed where they let people try on Power Ranger suits, they had a woman play The Green Ranger, and that was pretty cool.

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But maybe that is too tasteful? Without a skirt, how are they supposed to know that she is a FEMALE Green Ranger?

green_ranger_cosplay_01Cosplayer Sonni Aralynn solved this problem! Now, her take looks less baggy than the actual fit/fabric from the tv show.

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Tommy (MMPR)

Also, I don’t know if she has the white diamonds on her green… dress? Tunic? What do you call the top portion of The Pink Ranger’s outfit? It is two major pieces instead of one, right? Gah… I thought I knew what these costumes were when I watched them so long ago! Anyways, better fit, stretchier fabric? The costume looks very good… but maybe too tasteful and not rule 63 anime waifu kawaii desu, right?

Well, deviant artist Kaskachan has you covered on that front! Unfortunately… all of the other originals get involved as well. So… Jason is Sailor Mars? Nifty!

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But what about Tommy’s Dragonzord? Well… I was not able to find any fanart I had to go far down the rabbit hole but I did find something!

Goku-Senpai (NSFW gallery), also a deviant artist, did the following art work of not just Dragonzord, but her in battle mode as well!dragonzord_tans_by_goku_senpai-d7qejsx

I was terrified that I was going to have to be the one who commissioned this after my original inability to find her. The trick was searching for ‘female Dragonzord’ and not things like  rule 63.

AND WHY did I bring you these Mighty Gender Bent Rangers and their Zords? Because it’s Sunday, and everything around me is closed. Useless days sometimes end up with some pretty wild searches, huh?

You will Never Believe How This 95 Year Old Woman Found her perfect mate!

bettywhite1A.K.A. Betty White pregnant at 95?! Sources say that Betty White has not only found a man that is simply out of her world, but she is now expecting!

What is more incredible than this is the how of it all.

The mysterious father to be is apparently a man by the name of Bobby White. Similar name, but that is just a coincidence, right? WRONG!

Betty White’s suitor is more than a distant relative, but in fact Betty White as a man! Bobby comes from a world that is parallel to our own, and at the age of 95 he somehow found himself lost in not just Betty White’s home, but after only just a week, her heart.

While this is all unorthodox, we wish The White’s the best, and can not wait to see their clone’s birth.

Baby Mama Drama sends Man to The Moon?

bumpNew photos dated July 8, 1960 have recently popped up out of nowhere showing deceased actress Marilyn Monroe sporting a previously unknown baby bump. Recent documents have been mostly declassified that imply that JFK was somehow involved with this starletts… condition.

People close to Ms Monroe’s family have spoken about how months before these photos were taken she had seen crazy things, in the skies and out from the corners of her eyes. Once this is combined with the photos after July 8th, her relationship with President Kennedy, and the knewly declassified papers, the entire picture starts to take shape.

etMarilyn Monroe was abducted and impregnated by extraterrestrials, prior to these photos, and had sought council with one of the most powerful people she had access to in order to perform an emergency abortion. The fact that she had an abortion should not change your opinion of Ms Monroe, but she should instead be celebrated as a true patriot, as this was a matter of not just national security, but world wide security.

fullmoon2010On September 12, 1962, Kennedy had made his “Address at Rice University on the Nation’s Space Effort,” explaining to the American people why we had chosen to go to the moon. Former secret service members have anonymously spoken about strange lights similar to the ones that Ms Monroe had seen while they were on duty during this time period. The only plausible way to interpret this data is that he had his sights on the moon because he was afraid that whatever had impregnated Marilyn would come after him to seek sweet vengeance. In other words, baby mama drama got us to the moon.

Unfortunately, Kennedy’s aspirations to get us to the moon to help prevent a retaliation strike on our country for having Mariyn go under the knife took to long. Slightly over a year later on November 22, 1963, JFK was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald, but not exclusively. Many have said that here had to have been another shooter on the grassy knoll unless Oswald was somehow able to bend bullets using magic, which is just ridiculous.

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image-not-foundWhile we are not sure that Kennedy was gunned down by some sort of alien high priest using some sort of technology outside of our understanding, we also aren’t not claiming that that happened, perhaps while they were obscured by some sort of invisibility quilt.

Once again, given the evidence that has only recently been uncovered, there really is no question about how this jigsaw puzzle is put together. Since we already had the corners and now have most of the middle, we can clearly see that the image now shapes up to show us a clear depiction that extra terrestrial abortions happened in our country during the early 1960’s, and our president was murdered just because he helped out a friend.

Remember the Wii Mini?

41XUhfDMEbL._AC_US327_QL65_It was Nintendo’s last model for Their Wii console, and like the later iteration of the original model that dropped everything Gamecube, it too was a down grade. The aforementioned GC support, no wifi, and no SD card slot. It came packaged with The Wii’s Mario Kart, and hey… smaller horizontal design and yeah… it was a thing that exists, and can still be bought from Nintendo’s Amazon store for about $250.

Rnintendo2DSemember The Nintendo 2DS? Nintendo wasn’t selling the Nintendo 3DS and 3DS games like they wanted to. A lot of people saw 3D as a gimmick, so Nintendo released this version of the Nintendo 3DS, and people like me finally bought it for a cheaper price.

Wii_U_Console_and_GamepadRemember The Wii U? Released two different versions of this system with insufficient storage space, and there was never a stripped down version of it. It lasted what, 4 years and despite having awesome games had it’s production line unexpectedly cut early when people expected a price drop. There were a lot of great games for this console that did not rely on the Wii U gamepad that might be quickly forgotten if they do not get ported to The Switch.

switchThe Switch. Ah, Wii U’s popular younger brother that does Zelda… slightly worse than it does? What? Supposedly, Switch has been selling better than even The Wii, but since we are in the 1st month still… wii will see what happens.

What are my obvious predictions for this handheld console hybrid?

Within 3 years, there will be a ‘Switch-less’ version of the hardware that is smaller, has possibly more HDD space, comes with a game, and 1 pro controller as opposed to the joycon controllers. This will be a system that can never go portable as it has no screen, but will be aimed at hardcore audiences who rarely desire to use that feature.

The_Legend_of_Zelda_A_Link_to_the_Past_SNES_Game_CoverI believe that this will happen, because the only one that did not have later iterations that were cheaper to manufacture with less features died.

If this does happen, I will back The Nintendo Switch so hard! Large HDD with no screen… come on Nintendo! Make this happen!